“I pity the poor fool
who don’t like free music!”
downloaded 15 Shirley Bassey albums just this morning. Including
her impossible to find record from 1984 on which she sings not
one, but two songs about Mr. T!"
Ian: I mean we’re
hung over, and strung out and… what the fuck happened to
Shaggy: I couldn’t fly.
Ian: This one can’t even fly! We’re fucked!!
“Yeah, it’s Ian Apple. We’ve got a situation
with our mini-bar. And this time get me that manager. I want the
mechanic, not his oily rag!!"
owe, I owe, so off to work I go- right?”
Simon: Here’s your fucking battleship!!! Here’s your
fucking battleship!!! Right in the crust of bread!!
‘Ted.’ From finance. I uh- I shaved off me mustache.”
“I love you. I fucking
love you. If you ever shagged another bloke, I’d, I’d…
(gunshot) Oh, bugger me!! You see, that’s how much I fucking
your biggest fan! I even bought your singing bass!”
Initiating poison gas ventilation.”
Who’s the vicar? Yeah, that’s right- I am.”
“Yo yo yo, check
it out, ya’ll. Got the latest Rotten Fruit MP-free, right
here on my portable player.”